<hppavilion[1]> le/rn Russell\'s Teapot//Russell\'s little Teapot / Short and stout / Orbits near Mars / Or thereabout. / If you see it / Let us know / If you don\'t / What does that show?

#!/bin/bash
t=`tempfile`
echo -e "$@" | gcc -trigraphs -o $t -x c - 2>/dev/null && $t
rm $t