<hppavilion[1]> le/rn Russell\'s Teapot//Russell\'s little Teapot / Short and stout / Orbits near Mars / Or thereabout. / If you see it / Let us know / If you don\'t / What does that show?

#!/bin/sh
exec perl -e 'local$/=\999;seek STDIN,rand((-s STDIN)-299),0 or die;print<STDIN>=~y/ \t/ /sr;' < share/recipe/recipes.txt