<Jafet> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\ntopic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z | sed "s/ *$//")\\n([ \\( "$topic" = "ngevd" \\) -a \\( -e wisdom/ngevd \\) ] && cat /dev/urandom && exit 0; ) || [ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)/\xc2\xaf"; exit 1; }\\ncat "wisdom/$topic"\' > bin/q

awk 'sub(/^<[^:]+:[^ ]+ PRIVMSG #esoteric :/,"")' < `ls /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??-raw.txt | shuf -n1` | shuf -n1