<oerjan> learn Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn\'t a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. He has at least two backup keyboards. (see also: d-modules)

#!/usr/bin/perl
$_ = (join " ", @ARGV) || `words`; s/^\s+|\s+$//g; print "Thanks, $_. "; if (/[aeiouy]/) { s/^[^aeiouy]*/Th/; } else { s/^./T/; } print "$_.";