1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her.
5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them.
38) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly
65) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill!  <Aftran> I get that feeling too.
116) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only.
128) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?"
299) <tswett> Grr.  Why does it exist?  Why can't I kill it?
336) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
382) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P  <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills
399) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them  <oklopol> that doesn't work.  <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way
463) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead.
548) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device."
573) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg
674) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself
744) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people.
825) <Phantom_Hoover> shachaf, your a fucking piece of shit, die and kill your family
852) <elliott> I kept telling my therapist I wanted more conventional, non-hip-hop-oriented treatment, but it was no use. my shrinkwrapped.  <elliott> okay i hate myself for making a pun that bad  <elliott> please kill me  <elliott> :(
1007) <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too  <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas  <Fiora> oh!  he killed hitler  <kmc> oh yeah, there we go  <kmc> thanks Fiora  <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler