<Gregor> addquote <elliott> I kept telling my therapist I wanted more conventional, non-hip-hop-oriented treatment, but it was no use. my shrinkwrapped. <elliott> okay i hate myself for making a pun that bad <elliott> please kill me <elliott> :(

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    if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then
        sed "$1q;d"
    else
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    fi
else shuf -n 1; fi