<Gregor> addquote <elliott> I kept telling my therapist I wanted more conventional, non-hip-hop-oriented treatment, but it was no use. my shrinkwrapped. <elliott> okay i hate myself for making a pun that bad <elliott> please kill me <elliott> :(

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cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric
if [ "$1" ]; then
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else
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    echo "$file:$(shuf -n 1 $file)"
fi