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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools. --- "Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves around than any other city in the world." -- David Letterman --- Q: Why haven't you graduated yet? A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted my dissertation to rhyme. --- Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego. --- * TribFurry only gets spam mail from ucsd... I used to get email from myself but I decided I didn't like myself and stopped talking to me --- Quem tem olho gordo, usa colírio diet. --- Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks. --- When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? --- _ _ / `._ \+O+/ _.' \ ( @ : `. //`\\ .' : @ ) \ `. `. ((a a)) .' .' / \;' `. `.((( - ))).' .' `;/ \`. `. ((()=())) .' .'/ ) :-._`/`(("Y"))`\'_.-: ( (`..../ /(_ * _)\ \....') >---/ / ) ( \ \---< / .'.\ \_/\\_//\_/ /.'. \ |o _.-\/_) '*' (_\/-._ o| |`' ;/ \; `'| ".o_.-/ \-._o." "._/ \_." / \ / \ / \ jgs/mk / \ / \ `----....._____.....----' --- What is a magician but a practising theorist? -- Obi-Wan Kenobi ---