<oerjan> learn \xc5\x93rjan is oerjan and \xc3\xb8rjan\'s superhero third cousin (once removed) from Qu\xc3\xa9bec. he got his cheesy powers by falling into a giant poutine bowl.

#!/bin/sh
allquotes | if [ "$1" ]; then
    if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then
        sed "$1q;d"
    else
        grep -P -i -- "$1"
    fi
else shuf -n 1; fi