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author | HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org> |
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date | Mon, 21 Oct 2019 21:54:49 +0000 |
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840) <shachaf> Bike: Your client colours people? <Bike> it would be pretty boring to see everyone as white, i get that enough in real life 843) <Bike> "damn, my port of ghc to php isn't properly taking javascript booleans into account" 863) <kmc> i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news <Bike> but at what cost? your very soul, kmc! 868) [on Diplomacy] <Bike> man, that doesn't even mention greece at all [...] <Bike> oh, this is about a game, not world war i. 873) <Bike> i don't even know anything about feather and i'm getting sick of the time travel jokes 881) <Bike> so, i'm readng chaitin's book on the diophantine thing, and he uses lisp with single-character variable names, in APL's character set. is there a reliable test to see if i'm actually in some caricatured hell? 889) <Bike> the idea is that you can get the information you need from reading the other players, isn't it [...] <Bike> and of course, reading isn't limited to facial expressions [...] <fizzie> That's true, you can read e.g. books. 892) <zzo38> What is your opinion on the Catholic doctrine and tradition and so on? <Bike> i give it 7/10. 896) <Bike> I've heard the manga of Das Kapital is actually pretty good. 900) <Bike> Usually I'd use Rankine, but the fucking weather doesn't support it. 901) <elliott> okay so <elliott> i went to wikimapia per Bike <elliott> and found a tiny little nowhere that looked like it might be it <elliott> zoomed in <elliott> thought aw yeah this looks remote maybe it's it <elliott> turns out it's hawaii <elliott> i am not very good at this 902) <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens! <Taneb> NEVER <Bike> shachaf: i'm getting mixed messages here 906) <Bike> back in high school a guy printed out the entire script of portal 1 and was reading it out during a field trip. it's possible i'm mentally scarred 918) <Bike> well he could register the new tld for just a few thousand fucks 919) <fungot> Bike: the best acid? where is it? 937) <Bike> if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading 948) <Bike> Are you sure this isn't the Sims <kallisti> can you get married to your variables? <kallisti> this is a feature I find lacking in most languages 957) <Bike> i've always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals 962) <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences 963) <Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week. 964) <elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet <Bike> i think i've got most of it now what are these "type" things 978) <Bike> so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...] 981) <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid 988) <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn't awful <Bike> i believe that's how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka 989) <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast 991) <shachaf> Bike: I think you're ready to learn about lens. <Bike> oh god <Bike> fiora help somebody help <Bike> anybody 993) <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas <Fiora> oh! he killed hitler <kmc> oh yeah, there we go <kmc> thanks Fiora <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler 994) <elliott> Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy. 995) <Bike> W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist. <Bike> Y O U H A V E B E E N W A R N E D. <Bike> It literally says that 999) <Bike> It's like narnia only with dicks 1002) <Bike> man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow" <kmc> Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun <Bike> please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark 1019) <Bike> ◊_______________________◊ <elliott> help. <Phantom_Hoover> jesus christ elliott <Phantom_Hoover> apply pressure evenly when jamming eyes open 1025) <Bike> whenever you feel bad about projecting just think: "at least i'm not freud" 1028) <Bike> http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2 i hope you know this is going to /fuck up/ my amazon recs 1033) <Bike> ok confession time <Bike> because of the whole "generation" thing i thought that kids were born in waves until i was like twelve <Bike> and everybody like reproduced at the same time 1035) <Bike> i think we need more clever well-recognized idioms based on nematodes 1036) <oerjan> i vaguely thought sigbovik was all jokes? <Bike> oerjan: jokes written by CS people, so none of it's funny, just sad 1038) <Bike> can sex be liberated from the von neumann position 1041) <Bike> esolangs were originally developed to protest socialism in italy in the 30s 1047) <Bike> I'm glad I quit programming to take up listening to numbers stations 1051) <Bike> that reminds me of a great quote about bird semen 1054) <kmc> doom <Bike> YES <Bike> oh no