It is certain.
It is decidedly so.
Without a doubt.
Yes definitely.
You may rely on it.
As I see it, yes.
Most likely.
Outlook good.
Yes.
Signs point to yes.
Reply hazy try again.
Ask again later.
Better not tell you now.
Cannot predict now.
Concentrate and ask again.
Don't count on it.
My reply is no.
My sources say no.
Outlook not so good.
Very doubtful.
Holy shit, I can't believe you're even asking me. NO!
I'm a random number generator that reads from a file. Make your own damn decisions.