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<oerjan> slbd karma-//2d;3s,$, | tee ${HACKENV-/hackenv}/karma,
author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Fri, 06 Dec 2019 07:50:24 +0000
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Your lifespan is how fat you are in the time dimension. The temporally fattest person in the world has a temporal length of 122 years. Interestingly, the fatter you are in space, the less fat you tend to be in time.