<fizzie> ` echo -e \'#! /bin/bash\\ncmd="$1"\\nshift\\nf="$*"\\nif [ -z "$f" && "$f" == *\\\\ * ]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi\\nif [ -z "$f" ]; then echo try: \\\\`f command filename; else "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; fi\' > bin/f

Uncyclopedia is always factually accurate, except for uh, that one entry? it started with like, an AA? you can probably find it in https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Special:PrefixIndex/The_Unicyclopedia