Complaints file lacks file extension making it look like a directory. Which is confusing
The above complaint looks like an error message, but it's actually a complaint
now the former complaints make no sense because the complaints file was moved
The complaints above are not using periods properly.
All of the complaints are about the complaints file itself.
Some people don't use the right command for filing complaints.
The floors are cold.
This database lacks knowledge animal and vegetable and mineral.
Newbies get confused by everything HackEgo.
Also, Gregor is never here to fix his bots.
nix is too hard for meh
This can be botted to easy
chat is empty
there is no blame.
shachaf isn't atomic
The "complaints" command now shows a superfluous directory name.
I haven't been around kittens for a long time.
The complaints file is too long to view in-channel.
Complaints don't get removed after they're addressed.
I'd like to make the complaints file longer, but I can't think of any good complaints.
I often have trouble getting to sleep.
My lungs aren’t as efficient as they should be.
pluralses!
HackEgo's `mv doesn't move history like Mediawiki's does.
Nobody's talking about the weather here, despite metasepia's best efforts!
Nobody likes this.