<int-e> addquote <fungot> shachaf: i\'ve a long road ahead of me, it would be flattering. dudes got to act in accordance with my final wishes! they\'re the last things i ever did wish, and that makes me very sad to me!

#!/usr/bin/perl
$_ = (join " ", @ARGV) || `words`; s/^\s+|\s+$//g; print "Hi $_. "; if (/[aeiouyAEIOUY]/) { s/^[^aeiouyAEIOUY]*/H/; } else { s/^./H/; } print "$_.";