if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "I have nothing to tell you.";fi;t="$HACKENV/tmflry";f="$t/$(echo "$1" | lowercase)";if [ -h "$f" ];then exec tomfoolery `readlink "$f" | sed 's/^'"$t"'\///'`;fi;if [ -x "$f" ];then exec bash "$f";fi;if [ -r "$f" ];then exec cat "$f";fi;echo "I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking."