<wob_jonas> perl -eopen$i,"<",($f="wisdom/aristotle");$_=<$i>; s/find fifth/find the fifth/ or die; if (1) { open$o,">",$f; print$o $_ or die; } print substr$_,0;

Hellonfused one. Porthellos are the standard greeting format in #esoteric. Best enjoyed with some thé or caffè and a fternooner.