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$target has been badly maimed!
*draws their sword*
I'll get the bears
Now where did I leave my jumper cables...
*grumbles something about a broken hacksaw*
$target just lost an arm!
$target just lost a leg!
$target just got fried by jumpercables!
$target just froze off their fingers!
$target just melted off their fingers!