7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name?  <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that.
16) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
19) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste
20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste"
24) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers
59) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----###  <FireFly> Meh  * FireFly dies
95) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation.  try running faster.
109) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles
115) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]?  <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs
146) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily.
184) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better?
189) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once
190) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog>
205) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4))
222) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.)
231) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think  <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck
262) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks
317) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right?
334) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse
361) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing.  <oerjan> i understand it perfectly.  it's completely nuts.
372) <oerjan> i never meta turing.  he died before i was born.
373) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page  <elliott> thanks  <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET
376) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned
377) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw  <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada.
381) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that.  which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly.
382) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life.
437) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people"  <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it.  take it from a norwegian.
439) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku  <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit  <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga
446) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates.
461) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction
462) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour
513) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem.
568) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion.  i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist.
584) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy".  it's the same except no one understands it.
613) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical:  its information is actually true.
634) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot.
635) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness
640) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland?  <shachaf> No.  <oerjan> whew  <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there.  <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland?  <oerjan> no  <shachaf> Whew.  <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there.
645) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game
656) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses
657) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal...  <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so?  <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels
684) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world?  <oerjan> fizzie: +47  <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there.  <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too.
690) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland?  they also burned finnmark.  <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away.
725) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional?  <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic.
793) <oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations
803) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds
834) <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie  * zzo38 has joined #esoteric  <Rawlie> thank you  <zzo38> You're welcome.
848) <olsner> we have PR?  <oerjan> the good news is we have PR.  the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. [...] <oerjan> [...] "avoid success at all costs"
872) <oerjan> i think the problem is you're trying to interpret finnish as logic.
873) <pikhq> Conext coyou'll cotell come cothat coyou cocan't coprefix coeverything cowith co"co".  <oerjan> pikhq: coof urse conot!
892) <shachaf> oerjan: Comonads?  <oerjan> shachaf: no, feather
910) <oerjan> `pastequotes django  <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5404  <olsner> I'm still in all of them :(  <olsner> someone else get quoted saying django please
916) <oerjan> fungot knows all.  <fungot> oerjan: you are correct. there's no freedom for free.
927) <ais523> oerjan: humans are very hard to anthropomorphise
934) <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc  <oerjan> i was very annoyed.  <Phantom_Hoover> k  <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks  <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin