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<wob_jonas> learn Aristotle said that every illness can be cured by balancing the four vitreous humors, and everyone believed him for two thousand years, even though people still died of illnesses. It wasn\'t until the 20th century that Szent-Gy\xc3\xb6rgyi Albert realized that Aristotle didn\'t find fifth kind of vitreous humor, vitamin C, because the Greek alphabet
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date Mon, 01 Jan 2018 17:57:43 +0000
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#!/bin/bash
TIMEFORMAT="real: %lR, user: %lU, sys: %lS"
shopt -s extglob globstar
eval -- "$1" | rnooodl
echo hi
exec 
#!/bin/sh
CMD=`echo "$1" | cut -d' ' -f1`
ARG=`echo "$1" | cut -d' ' -f2-`
exec ibin/$CMD "$ARG"#!/bin/bash
topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed "s/noo\+dl/nooodl/;s/ *$//")
topic1=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//")
cd wisdom
if [ \( "_$topic1"_ = "_ngevd"_ \) -a \( -e ngevd \) ];
    then cat /dev/urandom;
    elif [ -e "$topic" ];
    then cat "$topic";
    elif [ -e "$topic1" ];
    then cat "$topic1";
    else echo "$1? ¯\(°​_o)/¯"; exit 1;
fi | rnooodl
? "$@" | rev | tac
#!/bin/sh
allquotes | if [ "$1" ]; then
    if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then
        sed "$1q;d"
    else
        grep -P -i -- "$1"
    fi
else shuf --random-source=/dev/urandom -n 1; fi
quote; quote
#!/bin/bash
TIMEFORMAT="real: %lR, user: %lU, sys: %lS"
shopt -s extglob globstar
rm canary; eval -- "$1" | rnooodl
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
$_ = join " ", @ARGV; if (s/^([^ ]*) +([^ ]*) +//) { print "$1: "; exec $2, $_; }
echo $(ls bin | shuf -n 1) $*
? "$@" | rev
#!/bin/bash
TIMEFORMAT="real: %lR, user: %lU, sys: %lS"
shopt -s extglob globstar
eval -- "$1" | rnooodl
\` "$@" |& sport
\` "$@" |& sport '' 2
cmd="${1-quote}"; for i in {1..5}; do \` "$cmd"; done | sport
#! /bin/bash
cmd="$1"
shift
f="$*"
if [[ -z "$f" && "$cmd" == *\ * ]]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi
if [[ -z "$f" ]]; then echo try: \`f command filename; elif [[ -e "$f" ]]; then "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; else echo no such file: "$f"; fi
#!/hackenv/bin/shebang_args_or_input perl -p
s/([aeiouy])([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])/$1h$2/ig
line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}{p;q}" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line<len?line+1:1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline
wisdom "$@"