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<wob_jonas> learn Aristotle said that every illness can be cured by balancing the four vitreous humors, and everyone believed him for two thousand years, even though people still died of illnesses. It wasn\'t until the 20th century that Szent-Gy\xc3\xb6rgyi Albert realized that Aristotle didn\'t find fifth kind of vitreous humor, vitamin C, because the Greek alphabet
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He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
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<woot> Man, i wish knghtbrd were here to grab that for his sig list.
[...several hours later...]
<Knghtbrd> woot don't know me vewy well, do he?
<Knghtbrd> muahahahaha
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Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
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No consultório, após examinar a sua jovem cliente, o médico informa, com 
voz paternal:
-- Tenho uma ótima notícia para lhe dar, minha senhora.
-- Senhora não! Eu sou solteira!
-- Bem, então tenho uma péssima notícia para lhe dar, senhorita... 
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Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
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You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
		-- William Blake
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make
sense.
                -- Tom Clancy
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A verdade é a melhor camuflagem. Ninguém acredita nela.
                -- Max Frisch
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The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.
		-- B. Franklin
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