<wob_jonas> learn can\'t is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /\xc9\x91\xcb\x90/ and /\xc3\xa6/ depending on dialect. A list is: advance, advantage, after, answer, ask, aunt, branch, can\'t, cast, chance, class, craft, command, contrast, dance, demand, disaster, draft, enhance, example, fast, glass, glance, grant, graph, grass, half, last, laugh, mask, maste

if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "I have nothing to tell you.";fi;f="tmflry/$(echo "$1" | lowercase)";if [ -h "$f" ];then exec tomfoolery `readlink "$f" | sed 's/^tmflry\///'`;fi;if [ -x "$f" ];then exec bash "$f";fi;if [ -r "$f" ];then exec cat "$f";fi;echo "I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking."