<wob_jonas> learn Sauron is the eponymous protagonist of the Lord of the Rings series. He serves primarily as narrator and the main driver of the plot. His heroic exploits include the resurrection of the Kings of Men and the conquest of the racists of Gondor. He now leads the Illuminati from his pyramid fort /\xea\x99\xa9\\ .

Theseus was a Greek inventor who was charged with impossible-to-detect murder. He was represented by Protagoras and found not guilty. He changed his name to escape the publicity and has continued inventing to this day.