How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
power tools.
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"Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York
City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves
around than any other city in the world."
		-- David Letterman
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Q:	Why haven't you graduated yet?
A:	Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
	my dissertation to rhyme.
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Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
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* TribFurry only gets spam mail from ucsd... I used to get email from
            myself but I decided I didn't like myself and stopped talking
	    to me
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Quem tem olho gordo, usa colírio diet.
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Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
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When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?
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What is a magician but a practising theorist?
		-- Obi-Wan Kenobi
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