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<wob_jonas> learn Sauron is the eponymous protagonist of the Lord of the Rings series. He serves primarily as narrator and the main driver of the plot. His heroic exploits include the resurrection of the Kings of Men and the conquest of the racists of Gondor. He now leads the Illuminati from his pyramid fort /\xea\x99\xa9\\ .
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A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" exclaimed the man. "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty of them." ----- Well, I think Perl should run faster than C. :-) -- Larry Wall in <199801200306.TAA11638@wall.org> ----- Nunca faça previsões, especialmente sobre o futuro. -- Samuel Goldwyn ----- We come to bury DOS, not to praise it. (Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu, paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare) ----- There is in certain living souls A quality of loneliness unspeakable, So great it must be shared As company is shared by lesser beings. Such a loneliness is mine; so know by this That in immensity There is one lonelier than you. ----- Se eu fizer um seguro de vida para o meu gato, precisarei pagar sete vezes mais ou sete vezes menos? ----- * Caytln slaps Lisa <Caytln> catfight :P <LisaHere> Watch it girl, I like that. <LisaHere> :) <Caytln> figures :D ----- Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish. -- Darrell Royal ----- IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS; And everywhere this language went, It was a total loss. ----- ... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this business, it probably would be gibberish. -- Thom McLeod -----