<wob_jonas> perl -eopen$i,"<",($f="wisdom/aristotle");$_=<$i>; s/(alphabet).*/$1 doesn\'t have the letter C.\\n/ or die; open$o,">",$f; print$o $_ or die; print substr$_,300;

"Oh lord, we've adopted another one." (about Emily) => Marten realizes what kind of webcomic he lives in in http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2298