<fizzie> ` echo -e \'#! bin/bash\\ncmd="$1"\\nshift\\nf="$*"\\nif [ -z "$f" ]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi\\nif [ -z "$f" ]; then echo try: \\\\`f command filename; else "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; fi\' > bin/f

Nobody killed the cyclops Polyphemos after he tried to eat a shipful of sailors, and this perceived injustice made Poseidon so mad he swore vengeance at him and the gods couldn't calm him down for ten years.