<wob_jonas> perl -e open$I,"<",$c="bin/hi"; local $/; $s=<$I>; $s=~s/`words`/\\$ENV{IRC_NICK}/ or die; if (1) { open $O,">",$c or die; print $O $s or die; } print $s;

#!/bin/bash
topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//')
echo "$1" >"tmflry/$topic"
echo "Was lied to about '$topic': $1"