<hppavilion[1]> learn Q is a function from vowels to phoneme strings that converts a vowel to its semivowel equivalent and prepends a voiceless velar stop.

#!/bin/sh
exec perl -e 'local$/=\999;seek STDIN,rand((-s STDIN)-299),0 or die;print<STDIN>=~y/ \t/ /sr;' < share/recipe/recipes.txt