<hppavilion[1]> learn Q is a function from vowels to phoneme strings that converts a vowel to its semivowel equivalent and prepends a voiceless velar stop.

#!/bin/sh
cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | sed 's/[^>]*> //' | grep '^`' | tail -1 #Best cheating quine ever?