<int-e> le//rn schwartzian//In 1987, Yogurt introduced a better way to rank Schwartz users: Rather than holding an annual tournament, users would take a series of standardized tests adminstered by official Schwartz centers, and would then be ranked according to the results. This lead to the Schwartzian transform because it allowed many more users to be ranked.

$target has been badly maimed!
*draws their sword*
I'll get the bears
Now where did I leave my jumper cables...
*grumbles something about a broken hacksaw*
$target just lost an arm!
$target just lost a leg!
$target just got fried by jumpercables!
$target just froze off their fingers!
$target just melted off their fingers!