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<int-e> le//rn schwartzian//In 1987, Yogurt introduced a better way to rank Schwartz users: Rather than holding an annual tournament, users would take a series of standardized tests adminstered by official Schwartz centers, and would then be ranked according to the results. This lead to the Schwartzian transform because it allowed many more users to be ranked.
author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Fri, 12 Jan 2024 07:24:55 +0000
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Unfair animal names:

-- tsetse fly			-- bullhead
-- booby			-- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker			-- Clarence
		-- Gary Larson
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You are taking yourself far too seriously.
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What publishers are looking for these days isn't radical feminism.  It's
corporate feminism -- a brand of feminism designed to sell books and
magazines, three-piece suits, airline tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and,
most important, corporate America's message, which runs: Yes, women were
discriminated against in the past, but that unfortunate mistake has been
remedied; now every woman can attain wealth, prestige and power by dint
of individual rather than collective effort.
		-- Susan Gordon
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Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness.
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Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over
the first one.
		-- Confusion
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Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
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   |\                 _ _ _
   | \,               | | |
   |  |---------------H-H-H----------==<
   | /'          /    U U U    \
   |/           (     U U U     )
                 `----U-U-U----'
                      ^ ^ ^
  big trumpet
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I am looking for a honest man.
		-- Diogenes the Cynic
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Manly's Maxim:
	Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion
	with confidence.
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