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<int-e> le//rn schwartzian//In 1987, Yogurt introduced a better way to rank Schwartz users: Rather than holding an annual tournament, users would take a series of standardized tests adminstered by official Schwartz centers, and would then be ranked according to the results. This lead to the Schwartzian transform because it allowed many more users to be ranked.
author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Fri, 12 Jan 2024 07:24:55 +0000
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399) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement
405) <Taneb> Cut to February  <Taneb> War were declared  <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil  <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10
406) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those!  <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer
412) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.  [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result  [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur.
413) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon
415) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once.
421) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything?  <oklopol> have you even READ the bible?
423) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism
427) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte  <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano  <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte  <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo  <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry
445) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout?
447) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients  <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud.
448) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency
454) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds.  <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him.
455) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy.  <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y
482) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy.  <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy
487) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm  <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING  <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE
536) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables.
541) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee
545) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items  <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items.
715) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented
735) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today  <ion> In a smoking rubble?  <Taneb> Close.  <Taneb> Heathrow Airport
743) <Taneb> coleridge and
744) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea  <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people
745) <Taneb> profanity specialities
746) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent
788) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer  <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all
854) <Taneb> Gordon Moore's expected lifespan doubles every 18 months