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<int-e> le//rn schwartzian//In 1987, Yogurt introduced a better way to rank Schwartz users: Rather than holding an annual tournament, users would take a series of standardized tests adminstered by official Schwartz centers, and would then be ranked according to the results. This lead to the Schwartzian transform because it allowed many more users to be ranked.
author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Fri, 12 Jan 2024 07:24:55 +0000
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COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler one expects from
a corporation whose president codes in octal.
		-- J. N. Gray
Linux is obsolete
		-- Andrew Tanenbaum
In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.
"The whole world is about three drinks behind."
		-- Humphrey Bogart
One good suit is worth a thousand resumes.
Remember, C sharp is harmonically equivalent to D flat! 

                -- Phroggy (slashdoCOLAtmail@phroggy.com minus caffeine)
                   (http://phroggy.com/) 
Hypsilophodon
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                           //       ||
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                                      ~~'
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		-- "Night After Night", 1932
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