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<int-e> le//rn schwartzian//In 1987, Yogurt introduced a better way to rank Schwartz users: Rather than holding an annual tournament, users would take a series of standardized tests adminstered by official Schwartz centers, and would then be ranked according to the results. This lead to the Schwartzian transform because it allowed many more users to be ranked.
author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Fri, 12 Jan 2024 07:24:55 +0000
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He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
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<woot> Man, i wish knghtbrd were here to grab that for his sig list.
[...several hours later...]
<Knghtbrd> woot don't know me vewy well, do he?
<Knghtbrd> muahahahaha
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Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
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No consultório, após examinar a sua jovem cliente, o médico informa, com 
voz paternal:
-- Tenho uma ótima notícia para lhe dar, minha senhora.
-- Senhora não! Eu sou solteira!
-- Bem, então tenho uma péssima notícia para lhe dar, senhorita... 
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Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
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You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
		-- William Blake
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make
sense.
                -- Tom Clancy
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A verdade é a melhor camuflagem. Ninguém acredita nela.
                -- Max Frisch
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The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.
		-- B. Franklin
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