<oerjan> addquote <ais523> b_jonas: hmm, it\'s fairly surprising that you can make a coherent esolang whose primary feature is that it wasn\'t written by Donald Knuth

#!/bin/bash
sed s:\\n:\n:g >/tmp/in.cpp <<<"$@"; g++ -o /tmp/a.out /tmp/in.cpp; /tmp/a.out