<oerjan> addquote <ais523> b_jonas: hmm, it\'s fairly surprising that you can make a coherent esolang whose primary feature is that it wasn\'t written by Donald Knuth

#!/bin/bash
topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//')
echo "$1" >"tmflry/$topic"
echo "Was lied to about '$topic': $1"