531) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses.  <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed.
605) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic?  <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS.  <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS.
615) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something  <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens.  <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example.
619) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes.  <shachaf> `quote kmc  <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks  <shachaf> Well, in theory.
627) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland?  <shachaf> No.  <oerjan> whew  <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there.  <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland?  <oerjan> no  <shachaf> Whew.  <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there.
663) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do?  <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy.
688) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism.  <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive.
708) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up.
717) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech.
727) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England.  <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS
748) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED
840) <shachaf> Bike: Your client colours people?  <Bike> it would be pretty boring to see everyone as white, i get that enough in real life
841) <shachaf> Do physicists have half-life crises?
851) <sgeo> GreyKnight, shachaf is like a high-level Forth
874) <olsner> shachaf: contrary to common belief, #esoteric is not really "a channel for crazy people", but has (ostensibly) a topic... is beaky from finland?
885) <shachaf> When you're a logreader, everything is a quote.
899) <shachaf> FOUR SIMULTANEOUS TYPE SYSTEMS IN A SINGLE ROTATION OF THE LAMBDA CUBE
902) <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING  <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens!  <Taneb> NEVER  <Bike> shachaf: i'm getting mixed messages here 
927) <kmc> shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l  <kmc> Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer  <kmc> Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler  <kmc> "Unterbrechung während des Betriebssystemaufrufs"  i think that was in the Ring Cycle
929) <shachaf> what are some good concurrency primitives  <ais523> shachaf: how primitive do you want?
931) <shachaf> oerjan: What's cosubtyping?  <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
991) <shachaf> Bike: I think you're ready to learn about lens.  <Bike> oh god  <Bike> fiora help somebody help  <Bike> anybody
1009) <shachaf> oerjan is spreading the tired rumour that if you play Nietzsche backwards you hear Jewish messages.
1014) <shachaf> "would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation
1021) <Fiora> shachaf: make friends.  help people.  find ways to help people be happy.  hug people.  have fun.  make the world a little bit better.
1024) <shachaf> i would visit elliott but i'm vegetarian
1048) <shachaf> shadowing, more like shadowing
1049) <shachaf> your first mistake was making your second mistake
1053) <shachaf> kmc: you gotta tell me if you're an op
1060) <shachaf> the trouble with sushi is that it's often made of dead fish
1066) <shachaf> Hmm, is an Electronic Signature in a PDF file a thing?  <shachaf> How do they work?  <zzo38> [1] Yes. [2] It doesn't.
1073) <@elliott> well, I think if you don't think figuring out who the opposite of shachaf is requires thought, then you don't know shachaf very well