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<oerjan> learn \xce\xbe\xcf\x80\xce\xb1\xce\xbb\xce\xb1\xce\xb9\xce\xbf\xce\xbb\xcf\x8c\xce\xb3\xce\xbf\xcf\x82 is kspalaiologos\'s Ancient Greek twin. He was banned from the theater for making up invalid characters.
author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Sun, 01 Dec 2019 02:35:07 +0000
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Your lifespan is how fat you are in the time dimension. The temporally fattest person in the world has a temporal length of 122 years. Interestingly, the fatter you are in space, the less fat you tend to be in time.