<oerjan> learn \xce\xbe\xcf\x80\xce\xb1\xce\xbb\xce\xb1\xce\xb9\xce\xbf\xce\xbb\xcf\x8c\xce\xb3\xce\xbf\xcf\x82 is kspalaiologos\'s Ancient Greek twin. He was banned from the theater for making up invalid characters.

#!/usr/bin/perl
$_ = (join " ", @ARGV) || $ENV{IRC_NICK}; s/^\s+|\s+$//g; print "Hi $_. "; if (/[aeiouyAEIOUY0134]/) { s/^[^aeiouyAEIOUY0134]*/H/; } else { s/^./H/; } print "$_.";