BOFH excuse #173:

Recursive traversal of loopback mount points
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Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
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If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence
would not be false.
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What we Are is God's gift to us.
What we Become is our gift to God.
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It is only people of small moral stature who have to stand on their dignity.
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Poucas pessoas são capazes de formar uma opinião independentemente dos
preconceitos do ambiente e de expressá-la com serenidade; as pessoas,
em sua maioria, costumam ser incapazes de chegar sequer aos
preconceitos.
                -- Albert Einstein
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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
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Don't expect people to keep in step--it's hard enough just staying in line.
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