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author | HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org> |
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date | Tue, 17 Sep 2019 22:32:18 +0000 |
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The Official MBA Handbook on doing company business on an airplane: Do not work openly on top-secret company cost documents unless you have previously ascertained that the passenger next to you is blind, a rock musician on mood-ameliorating drugs, or the unfortunate possessor of a forty-seventh chromosome. ----- You are here: *** *** ********* ******* ***** *** * But you're not all there. ----- It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. ----- I don't know what Descartes' got, But booze can do what Kant cannot. -- Mike Cross ----- It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail. -- Ray Kroc, Founder of McDonald's [Also attributed to David Merrick. Ed.] It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal [Great minds think alike? Ed.] ----- BOFH excuse #343: The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ? ----- "Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser." -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew" ----- /* * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum * possible RTT. I guess we'll have to use something other than TCP * to talk to the University of Mars. * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented * ftp to mars will work nicely. */ -- from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [round trip time] ----- "One Architecture, One OS" also translates as "One Egg, One Basket". -----