<Jafet> (echo \'#!/usr/bin/python\'; echo \'import random; w=[l.split() for l in open("/dev/stdin").read().split("\\n")]; r=[4,7,8,9,2,13,6]; print "\\n".join((lambda s: " ".join(chr(3) + str(r[(i+s)%len(r)]) + l[i] for i in range(len(l))))(random.randrange(0, len(r))))\') >$(which rainwords)

#!/usr/bin/env bash
n="<${1% }>"; n="${n,,}"
while ((i++ < 30)) && read -r file
do awk -vf="${file##*/}" -vn="$n" 'tolower($2) ~ n{x=$0} END{if(!x) exit 1; print f,x}' "$file" && exit;
done < <(ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt)
echo "not lately"