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<oerjan> learn HILTER is what happens when someone combines argumentum ad hitlerum, shouting, and muphry\'s law in one glorious clusterfuck.
author HackBot
date Tue, 13 Sep 2016 02:15:31 +0000
parents 4cc6f4753408
children fea38c2307ee
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#!/usr/bin/perl
$_ = (join " ", @ARGV) || `words`; s/^\s+|\s+$//g; print "Bless you, $_. "; if (/[aeiouyAEIOUY]/) { s/^[^aeiouyAEIOUY]*/Bl/; } else { s/^./B/; } print "$_.";