<boily> le/rn \xc3\xb6rjan/\xc3\x96rjan is the di\xc3\xa6resed twin. He will punctuate your v\xc3\xb6\xe1\xba\x85\xc3\xabls, and maybe a few other unsuspecting letters.

#!/bin/bash
interp="$1"; script="$2"; shift 2; if [ "$#" -eq 1 ]; then printf '%s\n' "$1"; elif [ "$#" -eq 0 ]; then cat; fi | { shift; $interp "$script" "$@"; }