Complaints file lacks file extension making it look like a directory. Which is confusing
The above complaint looks like an error message, but it's actually a complaint
now the former complaints make no sense because the complaints file was moved
The complaints above are not using periods properly.
All of the complaints are about the complaints file itself.
Some people don't use the right command for filing complaints.
The floors are cold.
This database lacks knowledge animal and vegetable and mineral.
Newbies get confused by everything HackEgo.
Also, Gregor is never here to fix his bots.