<oerjan> le/rn newbie of the month//Newbie of the Month is a traditional #esoteric position. Benefits include gentle mentoring, like having shachaf revert all your wisdom additions.

#!/bin/bash
topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//')
echo "$1" >"tmflry/$topic"
echo "Was lied to about '$topic': $1"