Fui comprar um par de óculos, experimentei vários, descobri que nenhum
fica bem em mim. Experimentei mais alguns até chegar à triste
conclusão de que eu é que não fico bem em nenhum dos óculos. Saí à rua
sem óculos e descobri que não fico bem.
                -- Millôr Fernandes
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman
is that one of them be good at taking orders.
		-- Linda Festa
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BOFH excuse #389:

/dev/clue was linked to /dev/null
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Brogan's Constant:
	People tend to congregate in the back of the church and the
	front of the bus.
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Let us be charitable, and call it a misleading feature  :-)
		-- Larry Wall in <2609@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov>
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"This is the element_data structure for elements whose *element_type =
FORM_TYPE_SELECT_ONE, FORM_TYPE_SELECT_MULT. */ /* * nesting deeper
and deeper, harder and harder, go, go, oh, OH, OHHHHH!! * Sorry, got
carried away there. */ struct lo_FormElementOptionData_struct."
		-- Mozilla source code
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BOFH excuse #347:

The rubber band broke
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Ignorance must certainly be bliss or there wouldn't be so many people
so resolutely pursuing it.
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This place just isn't big enough for all of us.  We've got to find a way
off this planet.
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