<b_jonas> slashlearn adpoted/"Oh lord, we\'ve adpoted another one." (about Emily) => Marten realizes what kind of webcomic he lives in in http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2298

(($#==1)) && set -- "${1% *}" "${1#* }"; key=${1,,}; shift; cat <<< "${*,,}" > "wisdom/$key" && echo "Learned «$key»"