<hppavilion[1]> learn zed is the 26th letter of the alphabet in Commonwealth English. Why they consider what is clearly a 3-letter string to be a single letter is unclear.

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//;  s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? welcome.ja"; } else { exec "bin/?", "welcome.ja"; }